As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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