you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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