dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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