He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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