At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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