hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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