it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just sucked dick on a ferry
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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