By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Boobs are out for the taking
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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