Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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