why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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