There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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