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(310): View more from California

tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Haha, bad night?

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.

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(817): View more from Texas

I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.

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