Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My pussy is not your playground.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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