fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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