she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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