East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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