I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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