I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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