there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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