Life is so much better after having sex.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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