Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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