these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
