: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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