i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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