FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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