these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
