The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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