I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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