office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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