Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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