You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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