I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Sponge bath it is.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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