I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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