Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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