hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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