I hate your face
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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