Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
birth control should be required to get into college
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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