Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
ok first of all what the fuck
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