That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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