i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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