She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
sex in a hospital.. check
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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