So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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