I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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