At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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