The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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