Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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