I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
please don't ironically join a cult
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