Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We left an ass print on the piano.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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