Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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