I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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