Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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