Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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