at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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