I feel like abortions should bother me more
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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