He disabled his match.com account in front of me
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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