How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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