i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she smelled like a LAN party
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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