Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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